The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.
Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ballplayer. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
Never make predictions, especially about the future.
I chased the balls that Babe Ruth hit. This is the greatest ball club a man could manage.
Without losers, where would the winners be?
I'll never make the mistake of bein' seventy again!
That game was so famous, they never used me.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice.
The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.
Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed, and their head gets more stagnant on that side.
I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.