My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.~ Joyce Brothers

If men know how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.~ O. Henry

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. ~ Elayne Boosler

One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. ~ Benjamin Franklin

I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't. ~ Will Rogers

A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love. ~ Pearl S. Buck

I almost wish we were butterflies and liv'd but three summer days-- three such days wit you I could fill with more delight than fifty common years could ever contain.~ John Keats

I respect a woman too much to marry her.~ Sylvester Stallone

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. ~ Oscar Wilde

Walk through life in dreams out of love of the hand that leads us. ~ Antonio Machado

Part of the impetus for my writing is the pain I've seen my friends experience both in their marriage and in their dreams. ~ Peter D. Kramer

A really good detective never gets married. ~ Raymond Chandler

I will not marry again. There is no need. ~ Halle Berry

Both of my marriages have taught me the same lesson twice over really harsh: listen to your instincts. Don't be a people pleaser. ~ Drew Barrymore

Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years. ~ Simone Signoret

Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant, of a teacher and a learner. ~ John Updike

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